Appetizer Artisan Pillows

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Bottle Distillery

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

Internet Cafe.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Devilled Eggs

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

The four major food groups.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Cheesemaker

Cheese Hole

'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Farmers' Union

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

'Thinner!'

"I can't put my finger on it...but something is very wrong."

'It's nice to have appetizers before dinner.'

"The way I heard it, after fifteen years of doing cricket teas, his wife finally snapped."

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

Italian Pasta Moms...

Closing Laugh D.I.Y.

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

Glass Production

Peanut Butter & Jelly Fish.

I told you not to fill up on bread before the meal.