App Eraser Prints

"No . . . erasing food-search-apps from your browser history doesn't count as dieting."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

Bored woman writing immensely long essay.

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

"I must admit, I thought I had seen every type of 'attention grabbing' resume out there, but this..."

Economic Errata

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Computer Time Bomb.

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

"What was it like to wonder?"

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

'Mommy!'

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

Betsy's not too happy with Ralph's new turbo milker.