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'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

'It's simple. Sign the agreement, visit the iHell store and download the immortality app.'

Santa Claus delivers toys and Apps.

We need to do an intervention for Rudy. Oh dear. Is he using drugs? Is it coca leaves? Or snuff? Morphine? I knew a guy who did sodium rhodanate in the '30s. Terrible! It's apps. Rudy's addicted to virtual iPhone apps! I am so behind and will never catch up.

You're right. I know I'm addicted to my iPhone. I know I buy a lot of apps. I do it because I'm bored. If I don

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

'This phone has an app for everything except making phone calls.'

The other digital divide.

'This is the third time this month Eugene. You promised you were going to clean up your apps!'

'Our new app sells for $100 and detects intelligence. If a customer buys one, they don't have any.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"He's upset because I told him that having 20,000 apps on his phone is excessive."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Nuts to you, too."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Try his land line.'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

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'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

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