App Collecting T-Shirts

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

International Women's Day

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'