Apology Gift Enthusiast Prints

'Oh yeah?! Well I apologized first!'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

CEO.

Sorry

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

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Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'Your homework got washed away with your house! A likely story young man! See me after class!'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Very sorry

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

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"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."

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