Apology Artiste T-Shirts

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

My daddy ate my homework

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Sorry

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"OK, what have you done?"

Hyacinths

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'I was not playing hooky. I was giving home schooling a test run.'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

Greeting Cards

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Very sorry