Apology Adventure Planner Pillows

Forgotten Anniversary Travel...specializing in romantic vacations.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Planned service changes

Sorry

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Hyacinths

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"OK, what have you done?"

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

Greeting Cards

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Man looks for wife help from machine.

Remorse code

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

Feeling guilty? Florest

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'