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'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Zombie Problems

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Prepper Dog

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I'll have dessert first."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Busy, Busy, Busy

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

End of world nigh!!!

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

The Future

"The season finale of the world is near."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'My backup special...'

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

I survived end of the world after party.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"The end of the world is nigh."

'The end is near.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.