Apocalypse Planning Prints

Climate Change Contingency House

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

The End is Nigh

Prepper Dog

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

Zombie Fish

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

The final days of hair coloring

'My backup special...'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'The end is near.'

"I've half a mind to protest."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'