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The late Cretaceous period.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Monster Clown

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

"Each person sees himself as a uniquely precious miracle of life but honestly, to me they all taste like chicken."

Banana Midlife Crisis

'I think we've got something.'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

Zombie Baseball

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.