Aphrodisiac Researcher Pillows

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Carbon Dating.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Alexander Fleming

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Scientists building a tower

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'Well, you were the one who proposed cloning a cell from a dinosaur bone, so you figure out what we should do now.

How scientists propose

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'