Aphid Eliminator Pillows

West Fester is soo dull! Nobody interesting lives here. I beg your pardon! Except you, Nana! Thank you, sweetie. Now I've got to get back to killing aphids! Wow! We're more interesting than I thought. Who knew a mass murderer walked among us? Then on to drowning beetles.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Man using to much bug spray

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

Flies up the ante!

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"These door hinges squeak."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Cover story: Plant World.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Drone Spray

Superintendent

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"