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“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.”

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Not to mention the park view."

Typewriters and Laptops.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

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"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Paperless office.

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

High Tech/Low Tech.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

'I warned you...I can only cook two dishes: beef stroganoff and cheese cake.'

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

'I never understood kitchen tables. Why do you think I gave you a lap?'

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"Say something. I forget what you sound like."

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"I guess it's okay for you to go home at the end of the day if you think that's fair to the stockholders."

'I love what you've done with the place.'