Apartment Manager Mugs

'Can you believe it? They still haven't picked up the trash.'

"You seem to be surviving okay."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Look, son, real estate."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"I rented out the basement."

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"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

"The pH level seems a little off."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.