Apartment Dweller Pillows

'The lease says, 'No Pets'! Chickens ain't pets!'

Radiator Cookery

'As a matter of fact, I do have an elephant up here!'

Party on the Balcony.

"I think you're looking for 3-D."

'Un-Cooperative Apartments.'

"I used to love the view too... until my ex-wife moved into the apartment over there!"

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

'Yes, I live on the third floor, but I am unaware of any howling sounds at night.'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Noisy Neighbours.

"I can't believe they allow bowling in their apartment."

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

Two lonely single people in the same building but unaware of each other

"The people downstairs seem to be having trouble with their toaster again, Viv."

Filling up a rooftop pool

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Shakespeare Street

Upside Down Flower Box

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."

'I have a great landlord. Of course, sometimes mom gets upset if I don't pick up my dirty clothes.'

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

". . . And the winner of the flat-race season is 74c, Everard Mansions. . ."

"There's no room in our apartment for Ed's man cave, so he had to improvise."

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

"Do you guys mind quieting down? I'm having sex."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".