Anxious Web Surfers Pillows

"A quick internet search stopped me worrying about my aching back...."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"Tough group."

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

The longest Tuesday ever...

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

"We got you a computer for your Birthday, grandpa."

'It's 3 a.m. Put the bloody mouse down and come to bed.'

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

"I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!"

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn’t called me back. What could possibly be the reason? She no longer likes me; She's gotten into a horrible accident; She's having an affair with Justin Timberlake? She's moving to Europe without telling me?! HOJ. She hasn't gotten the message yet? She's moving to Europe with Justin Timberlake.

Crowds gathhering around the internet

Turn off the tv! Blasphemy. I have Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. I can't hear about politics. I get too riled up. It could kill me. No more Fox, or MSNBC, or even the networks. Fine, but there are other options. Can't this kill me too? Just the mind. Tonight on Biggest Loser: Jog eating.

"You go on ahead, I'll just sit here and think."

Trying to find a vaccine appointment is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. I made a playlist for your vaccine search. Start with the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive" when you're wondering why you're searching in the first place. When frustration starts to take hold, it's time for the Beatles' "Help!" Listen to U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking for" as the search drags on. And when you finally get an appointment - Of course, Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"!

That's the last time I even think of Googling "climate change."

A family hides from the TV news.

Q & A's How to unsubscribe.

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

'I don't want to be a doctor! I'm liable to be sued for malpractice!'

Based On A True Story

A cow?! That's impossible! No, if it's on the web, it must be true! (Published previously on October 3, 2010).

"Our internet is really slow. George W. Bush winning the election is trending."

The Modern World is so Full of Anxiety