Anxious Thinkers T-Shirts

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Worry tank

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

Tree growing

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Agoraphobic Explorer

The Job Interview

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"On the plus side, worrying about Brexit is stopping people worrying about the end of the world."

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."