Anxious Pet Guardian Prints

'The most precious thing a practitioner can accomplish, my boy, is to accumulate a devoted following of these damned hypochondriacs."

Cats on Board.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"Surely, checking the baby monitor doesn't count toward your screen time."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.

'Say when, sir.'

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'Frankly, why do they get a babysitter? Nobody would dare hurt the kids when I'm around...'