Dog Guardian Prints

'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'

'But couldn't you leave the ends of the stitches a little shorter...'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Me being happy to go on these walks is just an act. It's the only way I can get you to stop staring at your computer and come outside."

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Beware of Dogs

There's nothing like the real thing!

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

'It's over there behind the...'

'Hey, where's my dog?'

Dog Funerals.