Anxious Eater Mugs

"For what we are about to receive, let it not contain any mad cow disease..."

"Please don't kill me."

"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Fear of news.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"The penicillin looks good."

Ice Cream Flavors

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Covid-19 Caution

Access Denied!

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"You complete me."

Exercising in Confinement

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

"You came up in therapy this morning."

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."