Anxious Applicants Mugs

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

What do you think of the application so far?

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

Bureaucratic Position Interview

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Tree growing

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

The Job Interview

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

Idlewild.

"You understand that we screen applicants pretty thoroughly."

"Call me a dreamer, but I see a world in which I give speeches without pants and find myself in the final exam of courses I never signed up for."

"Here, we want movers, but not shakers."

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"