Anxiety Reliever Prints

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"I need a gap year."

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

"Now, you may feel a little pressure..."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Fight or Flight

Mind-Fullness

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Fittd shēt

Meat Grinder

Nervous Oral Testing

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards