Anxiety-prone Bibliophile Pillows

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

Paul Ree

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Fear of news.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Heaven

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Man reading in lamp

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

'George is very much in touch with his inner adult.'

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Remainders Shop

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

"Books are useful when you're reaching for the stars!"

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

A man reading a book entitled "The Riot Act" in bed.

"Bill and I are readers."

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups."

'This book so so rare it's never been published.'

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."

Pandemic reading

Not A Bookstore: Non-books that look like books for folks who don't read books, but want people to think they read books.

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