Anxiety Empath Mugs

'The sounds of the ocean aren't relaxing to me. I keep worrying about a tsunami.'

"Claustrophobia."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Licensed Therapist

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Hypochondria Hospital

"Hell: The Airport"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Pencil eraser."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."