Anxiety Battler Prints

My inomnia wouldn't be so bad if I didn't lie awake worrying about it.

Office worker with 'Conquer you fear of public speaking' pack containing automatic weapon.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

Mind-Fullness

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Nervous Oral Testing

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Your stress is stress-related.

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

The Forever Stamp

Nervous Student

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'You have a fauxbia.'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Bring your problems to work day.