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"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Emergency Hipster Beard

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Useless add-ons.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

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A watch face with Stonehenge

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Stag poker"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Overkill, dude."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

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The Deer of Spring.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Infinity scarf"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Friendly Tie

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."