Antler Accessories Pillows

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Useless add-ons.

wattle covers

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Stag poker"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Overkill, dude."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The latest in Eyewear.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

The Deer of Spring.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Friendly Tie

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Infinity scarf"

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"