Antitrust Prints

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Fight on the top

'K7K industries (an alleged monopoly case under appeal)

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

'Consumer Society'

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"If it wasn't for Bill Gates, I'd still be a run-of-the-mill corporate lawyer"

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

"This is Stevenson. He'll be your permanent wall of opposition."

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."

EU versus Android

"Damn you Smith, you competitive bastard. . ."

Chambers - Unfair Advantage.

"We're really taking a beating from the generics. Now my wife ran off with one of the researchers, and she doesn't even know his name."

Ye Olde Book Shoppe

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

Closed. Due to there being enough crap in the world!

Punk

Office of Fair Trading boxer

Carrot juice selling better than lemonade

"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

Mans funeral open casket a sign saying "additive free" at the bottom of the coffin