'K7K industries (an alleged monopoly case under appeal)
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Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'
"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."
"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"
"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme
"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'
Invisible clothes
TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement
'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'
'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'
"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."
Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!
"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."
Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.
'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'
It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.
"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."
"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"
It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.
Elon Musk in fly me to the moon
They Are Not Going to Take Me
"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."
Trump and President Xi
"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"
'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'
The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's
CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,
US Gun Control Debates.
"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."
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