Antisocial Practitioner Prints

Castaways Not Welcome

Hoodie Hang-out

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Gah! Too many people!"

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"The floor is any human contact."

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

Candidates for Water Divining

'Make yourselves at home. I'm right here, in the panic room.'

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"I miss avoiding people."

How nature says 'stay away'. . . Monday Morning Face.

"Your father's in a good mood. He's declined 3 friend requests this morning."

Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

'I want a welcome mat that says 'Go Away'.'

"What I love about our friendship is the way we never see or speak to each other."

Antisocial Society