Antisocial Activities Prints

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Gah! Too many people!"

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

"The floor is any human contact."

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

'Make yourselves at home. I'm right here, in the panic room.'

"The Johnsons tend to keep themselves to themselves..."

Social Networking or Death

Stay back 500 feet

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"Donald hates visitors."

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"I miss avoiding people."

"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."

How nature says 'stay away'. . . Monday Morning Face.

Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

"Well here's another pub quiz. Which one was it,, and who were you with."

'No, Mr Robertson, there are no plans to introduce a sleep-over club. What you want is known as a boarding school.'

Castaways Not Welcome

'I want a welcome mat that says 'Go Away'.'

"What I love about our friendship is the way we never see or speak to each other."

Antisocial Society