Antique Auto Buff Prints

Early Crank Car Phones.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'We've found the problem...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

How's my abducting?

The driverless car

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

A production line adds condiments to cars

Internal Combustion.

Traffic Jam.

'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

"When one door closes, another one opens."

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"