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The Computer Bore

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Congratulations on your retirement!

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."