Antibiotic Advocate Pillows

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"To be or not to be."

Booster shots

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

30 Days Has Movember

"Try letting the ball come to you."

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Sputnik V