Antibiotic Advocate Mugs

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"To be or not to be."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Booster shots

Bribes for Jabs

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Covid and the Vaccines

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?

Prostate: 51st State

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

30 Days Has Movember

Sick

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!