Anti-work Advocate Pillows

Skeleton in the Office

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

The role of administration.

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Labor abuse

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

Ed Miliband

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

"Let's compromise, you forget about a pay rise and I'll forget about a pay cut."

"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"If you call in sick, a portion of your pay will be deducted to pay your temp."

"All right, get out there and mingle with the pickets and find out what they're saying about me."

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."

'Just some ancient artifacts.'

Labor day has union written all over it!"