Anti-telemarketer Warrior Mugs

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

Meet the People of the Internet

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"Even though I'm a robot with robot with no emotions, all these telemarketing calls I'm getting is starting to get on my nerves."

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

"It's a robocall, should I take it?"

'Please... take... a... moment... to... complete... our... brief... survey... to... help... improve... customer... satisfaction... '

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

"I only wish this was the final notice."

"Car insurance?? - No thanks!"

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'

Medical whistle blowers.

'Grandma takes our telemarketer calls.'

'If you wish to complain please press 2 and then select the Death Metal band that you'd like to listen to while you are on hold.'

'I'm eating right now. Can you call me back when I'm not eating?'

The eMailman's Creed

"To be honest I thought Hades would be Hellfire, Brimstone and eternal suffering....but this is way worse!!"

"Hi this is Mario...is this Sergio Bermudez? Are you interested in buying..."

Medicare fraud in Miami

"Just sitting here waiting for Facebook to go away."

"Yes, I keep a landline. Getting up 50 times a day to answer telemarketers keeps me in shape."

"I think you'll want to talk to this telemarketer. He's selling a phone device that prevents other telemarketers from calling."

"Must resist...phone allure...of bilingual telemarketers!"

"Yes, I'd like to be placed on the Do Not Call list. Also, happy birthday Mom."

"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."

"Bloody telemarketers! Always when you're just sitting down for dinner."

'If it isn't double glazing it's a ruddy call centre from India!'

''You still haven't claimed for the accident you had.' Ha ha, what #@~## accident!!'