Anti-smoking Ban Advocates T-Shirts

Bring back smoking.

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Used Clothing, Antiques, Second Hand Smoke.

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

Office Smoking Conflict

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

'Cigarette?'

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

The real cause of forest fires

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Carcinoco

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."