Anti-smoking Advocates T-Shirts

"Do you remember (sneeze) when the only thing smoking gave you was lung cancer?"

Cigarette smoke forms a death sign.

"Just for your information - this is a heat-seeking missile!"

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Death fishing for humans with a cigarette for bait

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'Apply liberally whenever you get the urge to have a cigarette.'

Smoking

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Last week, stingy caf

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'Cigarette?'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

The real cause of forest fires

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."