Anti-plagiarism Detective T-Shirts

'Nice essay, Tom, your cut and paste skills are beyond reproach.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

A boy acting suspiciously

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Locking Up Crime

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Files of Doom

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"