Anti-literature League T-Shirts

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Woe Befall the Linguistic Interloper

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

Last Stand Bookstore

Bonfire of the Paperwork

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

'Please don't judge a book by its curse words.'

Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.

'Yes - He's armed.'

Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'

Correct sir, our new dress down friday guideline does allow T-shirts with a logo, but it's the company's logo that must appear on it!

A rival club

Hillary Potter- Hillary Clintons book comes out at the same time as Harry Potter.

Can We Support Colin Kaepernick and Still Hate Nike For Abusing Foreign Workers?

'Look, they definitely don't want to go back to school.'

"Hey, mom..! We're gonna walk over to the public library..."

'I don't think you actually like sports.'

'It used to be about the music man.' - According to his peers, the tambourine guy has sold out.

"Wow - he can walk on hot coals without even posting that he's walking on hot coals."

Large print sign written very small.

Customer walking into a store with a sign saying "No shirt, no shoes, no service" with no pants on