Anti-hustle Advocate T-Shirts

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Jeremy Corbyn

Ed Miliband

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

Trickle down...

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

Harold Wilson

Capitalism is a Form of Totalitarianism

Jeremy Corbyn

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

When the going gets tough... Then and Now

Wayne Swan

'The concept would be great if I had thought of it first.'

"...And as for cards, I've no intention of pouring more money into the capitalists machine, of becoming a dupe of the marketing men!"

"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

'Your sense of entitlement is beginning to show.'

Capitalism sinks while Karl Marx's Capital stays afloat.

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

Skeleton in the Office

'Honk if you detest the alternative minimum tax.'

T-Shirts - No Future/ Death To The System/ Big Mac

"I can't help it! Capitalism and climate change are to blame!"

"I can't decide what not to wear today."

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

Wanted by the DNC: Someone, Anyone to Stop Bernie Sanders

'My new book is a perfect fit for 'Austerity Britain', it's incredibly cheap...but you do have to write it yourself.'