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'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Jeremy Corbyn

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Ed Miliband

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

Trickle down...

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

Harold Wilson

Jeremy Corbyn

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

When the going gets tough... Then and Now

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

Wayne Swan

'The concept would be great if I had thought of it first.'

Capitalism sinks while Karl Marx's Capital stays afloat.

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

'Your sense of entitlement is beginning to show.'

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

Skeleton in the Office

"...And as for cards, I've no intention of pouring more money into the capitalists machine, of becoming a dupe of the marketing men!"

"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."

'Honk if you detest the alternative minimum tax.'

'My new book is a perfect fit for 'Austerity Britain', it's incredibly cheap...but you do have to write it yourself.'

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

"I can't help it! Capitalism and climate change are to blame!"