Anti-hunting Activist Pillows

Wanted, someone to kill hunter. A volunteer is often the last one you'd ever want to give the job to.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Hate Platforms

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Be kind"

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Insect extinction

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Water company bonus.

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

Climate Change

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"I can see our house from here."