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A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

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"I'm fascinated by body language."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

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'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

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'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

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"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

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"Namaste."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

When mimes make an appointment...

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"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

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"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'You missed a spot.'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."