Anti-grease Guru T-Shirts

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

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COVID 19

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'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

Modern Witch Shoppe

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Why not Google it?'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Namaste."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Savoy Dental Salon

When mimes make an appointment...

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Rule #1. Of what? HYPOCHONDRIACS HANDBOOK. A little passion project I'm working on; or, rather, I would be working on. I can't write or type wearing my protective anti-flu gear. Rule #1: Get some loser to take dictation for you. I hate where this is heading.

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

Buffet - now glutton free.

'You missed a spot.'