Antarctica T-Shirts

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

Look! A streaker!

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

A Symphony of Penguins

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Teenagers!'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'But what is the universe for?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"