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"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Star Wars Audience

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Dark money donor

'Pick a business card.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

AI Summit

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

'I'm singin' in the rain, what a glorious geelin', I'm happy again...'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

'All these conferences look the same.'

This may help you understand my presentation.

Lost and found at a magician's convention

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

A giveaway tan line...

"No one will take me seriously in these shoes."

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

My Life as a Troll

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

Lady going to a show at the Royal Opera House.

Witness protection programming.

A Concert Audience - A Typical Layout.

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

'Watkins you remember I said be prepared for the unexpected.'

"I only talk politics on the web, pal, and I don't use me real name."