Announcement Surprise Pillows

Announcement at teatime

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I found the termites!'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'They were all out of roses.'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'Now that we've dispensed with minutes of our last meeting, I'd like to introduce the first item under 'new business'. I'm pregnant.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Woah - random!"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Surprise Party

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'