Anniversary Trip Pillows

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

"You were right-they've got one at the hotel."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Will you relax, Harold, we're supposed to be on vacation!"

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"But it was so much cheaper to get a B&B where you share a bathroom at the same time."

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Viking Rover Cruises

"I'm bringing the skimpy undies just in case."

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Calm down. Just give 'em each a bowl of porridge.

"I don't think much of the mini bar."

Malcolm knew he was lucky to get a cabin with a sea view but still felt strangely disappointed.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Couple checking out of a hotel.

'I'm out here, dear, in the garden.'

'-but why on earth do you want to go home to all that rain and fog, Gerald?'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Trilby - 'Souvenir'.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

The Light Hotel

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"All I see is more trees."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice