Anniversary Prankster Mugs

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Clown Skis.

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'