Anniversary Of Sobriety Mugs

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

'OK, so, where were we? Oh right - I'm looking for someone to fill in for me while I'm in rehab.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Our war is against cancer."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Saved...life is good!

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Cares and woes.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

Vicar

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

The Messy Sink

Shop signs: then vs. now

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Some catholic like it hot

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"About time!"

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

My eyelids are growing heavy

'I've been clean for six months now.'

Ladies in pink, thank you.

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

"NO SMOKING PILL"

Twelve step program.

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

'I'm on the wagon.'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

'Do you find it easy not to think about alcohol?'

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

Elf on the Wagon