Anniversary Of Sobriety Mugs

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

'OK, so, where were we? Oh right - I'm looking for someone to fill in for me while I'm in rehab.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Our war is against cancer."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Saved...life is good!

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Cares and woes.

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Vicar

The Messy Sink

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Some catholic like it hot

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

"About time!"

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

'I've been clean for six months now.'

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Ladies in pink, thank you.

"NO SMOKING PILL"

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

Twelve step program.

'I'm on the wagon.'

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

Elf on the Wagon

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."